Rolypolyglot
Green, mean, not-so-lean eating machine. Daughter/sister/friend/drummer/dancer aspiring to be a speaker of tongues hoping to leave a fresh trail of love and acceptance in her wake.

All the beautiful pictures posted here belong to their rightful owners and not to myself, unless stated so.
  • burgerkid:

    burgerkid:

    burgerkid:

    Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

    His mummy.

    i lost 10 followers already

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  • awkwardcum:

    dulect:

    when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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  • Stephen Amell creates a new word

    (Source: highonawindyhill, via soufflegirlandbeakyboy)

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  • “But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.” - Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid

    (fairy tale series)

    (via dyellllas)

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  • "I don’t like sushi."
    a bitch who needs to get out my face (via michaxl)

    (Source: manga7, via likeneelyohara)

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  • beardedspidey:

    videohall:

    News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

    I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.

    (Source: wdbj7.com, via oldfilmsflicker)

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  • moonglas:

    purpleemoon:

    Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen dress bride Molly Fishkin for her wedding in L.A

    Love this.

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  • "

    We live in a society that’s sexist in ways it doesn’t understand. One of the consequences is that men are extremely sensitive to being criticized by women. I think it threatens them in a very primal way, and male privilege makes them feel free to lash out.

    This is why women are socialized to carefully dance around these issues, disagreeing with men in an extremely gentle manner. Not because women are nicer creatures than men. But because our very survival can depend on it.

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    No skin thick enough: The daily harassment of women in the game industry

    The whole article sadly hits very close to home.

    “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

    (via areyha)

    (Source: rosalarian, via likeneelyohara)

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  • monobeartheater:

    feminist-transition:

    repeat after me friends: 

    • vaginas are self-cleaning
    • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
    • unless you have an infection 
    • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
    • but yeah
    • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
    • so fuck off

    and dicks are not

    dicks get nasty clean that shit

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  • definited:

    when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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  • seedy:

    when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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  • footybedsheets:

    "They call us now.
    Before they drop the bombs.
    The phone rings
    and someone who knows my first name
    calls and says in perfect Arabic
    “This is David.”
    And in my stupor of sonic booms and glass shattering symphonies
    still smashing around in my head
    I think “Do I know any Davids in Gaza?”

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